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When we know to read our own hearts, we acquire wisdom of the heartsof others. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
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Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
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