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How can you tell if a girls on her period? How can you not tell?!

— Anonymous

Im in love with your girlfriend, Im crazy bout her thighs, but she aint pregnant by me less' she havin babies on her eyes,…

— Swagga Boy Los

Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels. Guys just complain.

— Cuts And Scars

Everything is gestation and then birthing.

— Rainer Maria Rilke

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

— Eugene Mirman

In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone…

— Al Roker

Pregnancy is a time for women to feel more connected with their bodies, and yet often the opposite occurs.

— Amanda de Cadenet

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

— Lisa See

Parents tend to name all of baby boys' body parts, but with girls they go from belly button to knees with this void in…

— Peggy Orenstein

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that…

— Katherine Heigl

Obviously when you're pregnant everything changes, you have another body to take care of.

— Rosamund Pike