“From: Christian Grey Subject: &*%$&*&* Date: August 23 2011 11:23 To: Anastasia Grey Believe me when I say there are a great… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
My wife is angry with me and she is giving me the Silent Treatment. I don't know what I did, but I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm so bad at dancing that I've actually been in two movies where the director of the film saw me dancing and… — Emily Hampshire Copy Share Image
“Maybe your aunt is funny in quiet moments with her friends because like many women her age, she was taught to not… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you difference in Irag and Iran. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
“Olgun! Wake up!" Her mind was filled with a sense of self-righteous and vaguely drowsy protest. "Sure you weren't, she needled at… — Ari Marmell Copy Share Image
The object of Parliament is to substitute argument for fisticuffs. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Make me breakfast in the morning?" "So long as you don't leave my sight until then." He grinned. I laughed. Sure, I… — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
Politics and music don't necessarily go hand in hand. They just do for me... — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment Copy Share Image
His will cannot be neutral or 'free' to act contrary to his nature. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Christ has no place in the life that is not dominated by the Word. - T.B. Joshua — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home... — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid, my father saw an ad somewhere for 'real simulated diamonds' and he was chuckling and… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
Basing our happiness on our ability to control everything is futile. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
We watch so much film, calling up pitch by pitch, count by count in order to spot tendencies. Technology is a big… — Carl Crawford Copy Share Image
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You have to be quite aware that if you are really looking for something funny it is probably not going to happen. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
The most advanced nations are always those who navigate the most. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I like Colbert because he's funny, and he's cool. He knows how to have fun and doesn't stick his nose up to… — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
