Amazing Quote by Anonymous

There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.

— Anonymous

There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you.

— Anonymous

Look, I don't look good in orange.

— Leigh Anne Tuohy

“And seriously, maybe you should stop tanning. You look like a fucking Cheeto.”

— Stacy Borel

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

— Laura Linney

Everyone looks and feels better when they have a tan.

— Vogue Williams

Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

— Rick Riordan

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

— Steven Wright

If I am tanned, I feel a million times better.

— Prue Leith

You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self esteem issues.

— Craig Sheffer

Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?

— Seth Rogan

Better than that orange crap you wear!

— Vince McMahon