Carrots Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carrots Humor Orange
Are oranges called oranges bcoz they are orange in color or is the color orange called orange bcoz oranges are orange in color? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self esteem issues. — Craig Sheffer Copy Share Image
Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They're all the same when they end up on the plate. — Tristram Stuart Copy Share Image
“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to… — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Look, I don’t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They’re not Ooga-Boogas, they’re… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball. — Carl Furillo Copy Share Image
