Bend Quote by Tristram Stuart

Carrots are devine... You get a dozen for a dime, It's maaaa-gic!

— Bugs Bunny

If shoppers looked at crooked carrots, misshapen potatoes, slightly dinged apples or too-small peaches and thought, wow, that looks delicious, imagine the benefits for…

— Dana Cowin

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

— Stan Collymore

After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people, if you eat a carrot, you're killing it.

— Tonya Harding

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give…

— Vera Nazarian

I don't do carrots.

— John Bolton

Gregor lifted the knife and slammed it down. The tops of the carrot rolled across the table, some hitting the floor. "What are you…

— Karen Hawkins

The most straight seems curved.

— Laozi

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

— Peg Bracken

To make a crooked stick straight, we bend it the contrary way.

— Michel de Montaigne

I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

— Craig Robinson