Clever facebook status Quote by Seth Rogan Download Open image “Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?” — Seth Rogan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny facebook status Racism
There's no California tan about me. People assume I can't tan, but I actually can. I went on a trip to Hawaii when I… — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
I don't want a tan, but I do love blushes in colors that give you that whole sun-kissed thing. — Juliette Lewis Copy Share Image
My skin - very Mexican, very Oaxaquenan, and very human, from the color of my land and the diversity of its colors. — Yalitza Aparicio Copy Share Image
CAN'T TAN PON IT LONG.....NAW EAT NO YAM...NO STEAM FISH....NOR NO GREEN BANANA BUT DOWN IN JAMAICA WE GIVE IT TO YOU HOT LIKE… — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Twitter is blue...you look bangable, so I'll follow you. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
