Funny facebook status Quote by Seth Rogan

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME.

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e

— Anonymous

I was that drunk bro you saw my dog & yelled TEAM JACOB!

— Anonymous

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

— Anonymous

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me…

— Dave Haywood

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.

— Anonymous

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

— David Millar

Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk, Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!.

— Anonymous

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

— Anonymous