Amazing Quote by Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

— Anonymous

Baby I need you like plankton needs the secret krabby patty formula

— Itsme867

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME.

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!

— Seth Rogan

Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!

— Anonymous

I drink no more than a sponge.

— Francois Rabelais

I do not drink more than a sponge.

— Francois Rabelais

Got a bottle of whatever and its getting me drunk

— Avril Lavigne

Dude I wasnt that drunk... You dove into my aqaurium,grabbed a clown fish & yelled in his face don't worry nemo I'll set you…

— Cheyanne My Friend

I wasn't that drunk, Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!.

— Anonymous

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

I was angry and frightened, and I was scared. I knew what I had done. The whole night is my fault. None of this…

— Kim Richards