Funny facebook status Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “Baby I need you like plankton needs the secret krabby patty formula” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Love
Obviously, we're never going to say what the Krabby Patty secret formula is. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
I love you more than Spongebob loves jellyfishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money, and Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you more than spongebob loves jellyfishing more than sandy loves karate more than Mr.Krabs loves money more than squidward loves his claranet… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
I love you more than sponge bob loves jelly fishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money &Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need… — Lindsey Copy Share Image
I love you more thin… spongebob loves jellyfish sandy loves krate mr.krabs loves money & squisward loves his clarinet BABY I NEED U LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Edit your profile to say you work at the Krusty Krab... cuz I need a discount on my krabby patties. — Anonymous Copy Share
When I pitched the show, I made this special seashell. You could pick it up and hear me singing, 'Spongeboy, Spongeboy!' I also made… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
