That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one youre never going to forget — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Mom: YOU`RE GROUNDED. Me: Psh. Fine I don`t care. Mom: Give me your phone then. Me: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
