Funny Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “Mom: Have fun! Be safe! Kid: No. Mom: What? Kid: I can't do both.” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Mom Parents
When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble. — Earl Campbell Copy Share Image
I feel so safe in this world because I already know that no matter what, you will always be there for me to watch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am sure that, had I grown up with both parents, had I grown up in a safe environment, had I grown up with… — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
My mom was always like, "If you love it, do it. If she's actually having fun, and I know that my kid is having… — Chloe Grace Moretz Copy Share Image
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so… — Unkown Copy Share Image
If my mom said, 'You better not do this!' I'm not one of those people who go, 'Well, I'm definitely going to do that.'… — John 5 Copy Share Image
Mom: You never do anything for me. Me: I fake a smile, I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed, I… — Karina Barton Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
