Amazing Quote by Anonymous

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So…

— Paperboi

I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!

— Seth Rogan

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We…

— Oliver Sykes

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson

I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd…

— Bill Hicks

I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding.…

— Josh Blue

I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd…

— Green Monk

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd…

— Bill Hicks

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

Storming through the party like my name was El ninio. When I'm hangin' out drinking in the back of an El Camino.

— Sum 41

Dude I wasnt that drunk... You dove into my aqaurium,grabbed a clown fish & yelled in his face don't worry nemo I'll set you…

— Cheyanne My Friend