Friendship Quote by Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk, Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!.

— Anonymous

“Girl you spent time with not drinking and screwing. Girl you hang out with when you could have been doing something else. Girl you…

— Elle Casey

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready to take…

— James S.A. Corey

“Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." He turned away again, and I heard him mutter,…

— Richelle Mead

“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

— Alex Adams

“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when she was…

— Samantha Towle

“She’s still smiling her little smile, and it strikes me that, actually, she is drunk, not on alcohol, but on her St. Louis hopes…

— Tim Tharp

“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that’s drunk.”

— Krista Ritchie

“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”

— Joanne McClean

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I had a…

— Jarod Kintz

“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas