“Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.” — Joanne McClean Dance Copy Share Image
“Why are you trying to be something you’re not?” I shrugged, “People change, get used to it Alex. It’s not like you… — Joanne McClean Life Copy Share Image
“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!” — Joanne McClean Fifty shades Copy Share Image
“I had to accept the fact that bad things happen. It’s out of our control and I know it hurts like hell… — Joanne McClean Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Danny looked stunned. “But what about the people who care about you?” I shook my head. “They shouldn’t waste their time …… — Joanne McClean Broken ; heart Copy Share Image
“But then you ... you come along. You screwed up my plan. Suddenly my life’s not liveable, it’s not fine and I’m… — Joanne McClean Life Copy Share Image
“I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen. Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“I smiled at him, “It’s okay, boys can be dumb.” Alex smirked, “Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.” — Joanne McClean Humour Copy Share Image
“Never change who you are because somebody says you should … and never change because you think you should. In life, we… — Joanne McClean Believe in yourself Copy Share Image
“He looked at me intently before speaking. “Why do you do that?” I frowned at him. “Do what?” “Push everyone away.” Danny… — Joanne McClean Getting hurt Copy Share Image
“I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.” — Joanne McClean Happiness Copy Share Image
“Oof! That’s what a guy gets for being chivalrous?” he says, pretending to look wounded but then grins wickedly. “Unless this is… — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.” — Joanne McClean Communication Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well there’s also a word for someone like you … womaniser.” — Joanne McClean Language Copy Share Image
“So,” he began, after several minutes of silence, “how much did it kill you having to text me?” I chuckled. “A lot.… — Joanne McClean Banter Copy Share Image
“... somewhere along the line you’re going to have to admit that you have feelings for me. I know you do ...… — Joanne McClean Life Copy Share Image
