Humour Quote by Joanne McClean

“Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.”

— Joanne McClean

“Why are you trying to be something you’re not?” I shrugged, “People change, get used to it Alex. It’s not like you know me…

— Joanne McClean

“You know there’s a word for someone like you … naïve.”

— Joanne McClean

“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!”

— Joanne McClean

“I had to accept the fact that bad things happen. It’s out of our control and I know it hurts like hell but you…

— Joanne McClean

“Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!”

— Joanne McClean

“Danny looked stunned. “But what about the people who care about you?” I shook my head. “They shouldn’t waste their time … I’m not…

— Joanne McClean

“But then you ... you come along. You screwed up my plan. Suddenly my life’s not liveable, it’s not fine and I’m no longer…

— Joanne McClean

“I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen. Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?”

— Joanne McClean

“Never change who you are because somebody says you should … and never change because you think you should. In life, we are all…

— Joanne McClean

“He looked at me intently before speaking. “Why do you do that?” I frowned at him. “Do what?” “Push everyone away.” Danny told me…

— Joanne McClean

“I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.”

— Joanne McClean