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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she… — Kimberly Broyles Copy Share Image
Either you will control your government, or government will control you. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton Copy Share Image
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law… — A.E. Cannon Copy Share Image
There is a dependence in the region that breeds a culture of defeatism, — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
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“I spread my fingers to peek through them, and I see that Wesley's face is as red as mine. He's looking down… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
When evening quickens in the street, comes a pause in the day's occupation that is known as the cocktail hour. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there. — John Madden Copy Share Image
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The funny part about my anger is that a lot of times when it comes out a little bit and I get… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested… — Charlie Kaufman Copy Share Image
The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When we are selective about doing business only with those who believe in our WHY, trust emerges. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
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