If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. — Leo Howard Copy Share Image
They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? — Karan Copy Share Image
“Noctis… this is a little embarrassing, but…your male anatomy is bothering me.” — Dahlia Lu Copy Share Image
Marie Curie is, of all celebrated beings, the only one whom fame has not corrupted. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
We don't sing about eating local produce or growing beards or anything like that. It's funny to find yourself in a position… — Ted Dwane Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing,… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
“He gives me one of his most awful smiles. 'I suppose she'll have to be searched.' ... 'My husband was murdered,' I… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning,… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a… — Debra Monk Copy Share Image
I'm a big Geena Davis fan. I have a Geena Davis-signed baseball, which is funny because I don't get signatures from most… — Jessica Mendoza Copy Share Image
Always be a beginner at something, and always be in love with what you are beginning. — Bill Buxton Copy Share Image
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
You've only got 12 notes and however you mix them up is your thing. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Life is like a Shit Sandwich,the more Bread the less Shit you have to Eat! — Virgil Estep Copy Share Image
In truth, it is I who have defiled myself, for one is one s own fiercest enemy. — Ding Ling Copy Share Image
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And now the question: what do we do with the longing for what can destroy us? — Mary Jo Bang Copy Share Image
The moment when you walk through a spiders web you automatically become a karate chopping ninja — Millie Darlington Copy Share Image
The world we live in will be either better or worse depending on whether we become better or worse. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
One says a lot in vain, refusing; The other mainly hears the "No. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Mk Copy Share Image
We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It's funny, sometimes life just comes down to bringing a little bit of light to somebody when you can. — Derek Trucks Copy Share Image
If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
