When we lose Fenway, we lose the sense that somebody sat here and watched Ted Williams hit. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
It is morally as bad not to care whether anything is true or not... — Edwin Way Teale Copy Share Image
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
The rule that covers everything is: how you are with others, expect that back. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Anytime you part with money, bless it and say - 'There's always more where that came from.' — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
“And then we heard a branch break. It might have been a deer, but the Colonel busted out anyway. A voice directly… — John Green Copy Share Image
With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laugh, then you know you're not… — Brooke Nevin Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.” — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum Copy Share Image
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Stop saying that humorous and funny people are the happiest people you've ever seen. There something behind that huge smile, loud cackle,… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
It's funny - until 'Catfish,' none of my films were angled at young people except for the fact that they were angled… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
You always find things you didn't know you were going to say, and that is the adventure... — John Updike Copy Share Image
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let your thoughts be ruled by principle, and then live up to your thoughts. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A Christian isn't necessarily any nicer than anybody else, just better informed. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender — Ron Pickering Copy Share Image
“He made my truth light and funny without diminishing the importance of it.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross Copy Share Image
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When people are deeply affected by the Word, they tell it to other people. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
