Funny Quote by Millie Darlington

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web,,, and you instantly become a kung fu master... amazing

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when u run into a spider web and suddenly know kung fu

— Anonymous

When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja

— Ritu Ghatourey

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

— James Brown

I don't know karate. I do know I'm crazy and I'm not afraid to use it

— Unknow

I am a ninja.

— Anonymous

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

— Nick Harkaway

“...imagine you’re minding your own business, walking down the mall, looking for the perfect beard comb. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a midget ninja jumps…

— Philip Rivera

Most spiders eat and remake their webs every night.

— Alice Oswald

When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.

— ProudLesbian

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja!

— Sho Kosugi