MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you possess happiness you possess everything: to be happy is to be in tune with God. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
It's funny, as most players get worse on the greens as they get older, but I feel it's the other way with… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Thinks that when you are trying to explain something to some people, you really need to break it down BARNEY-style for them. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Craig McDean was probably one of the first people I shot with. I shot with him for years with Tommy Hilfiger and… — Jacquelyn Jablonski Copy Share Image
People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
My favorite television show has changed throughout the years. I used to think 'Married... With Children' was really funny. But now that… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
By going back to your own center you can always find the pure idea of right for every relationship. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing ABC's to see which letter comes next..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can do not just twice as much but 200 times as much when you have a good partner. — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Hello Darling!This might be the Last message I am sending you……………. 'Coz I got no balance in my mobile. — VinayKumar Copy Share Image
Me: Haha I'm older! Friend:Haha you'll die first! Me: Not if I get my license first and run you over bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers… — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It upsets me where you do a take and people go 'that's so funny,' and you think 'I was being serious.' — Tom Bateman Copy Share Image
Thumbs up you say EA Sports, its in the game along with the guy who says it — Ronde Dawson Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not that we don't know the right answers, it is just that we don't ask the right questions. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
When I want to have this teenage but funny way to be, I think about Ariana Grande. — Anitta Copy Share Image
People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
