Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My husband wears the pants in the house...the ones I pick!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage
I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining. — Babe Paley Copy Share Image
I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants. — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants. — Taylor Momsen Copy Share Image
I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear. — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
The jeans, the sneakers, and the big, naaasty, sweeped-to-the-floor tee - in terms of my style, I always revert to that. — Alex Consani Copy Share Image
I like quarter-cut pants that show my ankles. I don't like baggy stuff. — DeAndre Hopkins Copy Share Image
(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them. — Denis Thatcher Copy Share Image
When I'm lounging at home it has to be my trackpants and T-shirt. If I am going out, I prefer wearing a nice dress. — Tulsi Kumar Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image