Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wonder what happens when doctors wife eats an apple a day” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away; A balanced diet, adequate exercise, and common sense keep the doctor away. — Superman Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“It's what you do every day that counts. Eating seven apples on Sunday won't keep the doctor away!” — Thibaut Meurisse Copy Share Image
Baby you are the Apple My Doctor was telling me to eat every day, so I will stay healthy, so he can keep away… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
