Apples Quote by Henry Miller

I wonder what happens when doctors wife eats an apple a day

— Anonymous

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.

— Maya Angelou

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.

— Lord Byron

Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple.

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.

— Anonymous

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

— Nikhil Saluja

And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.

— Neil Gaiman

I love to eat an apple after a meal, just to cleanse my teeth - they always look polished afterwards.

— Catherine Zeta-Jones

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a…

— Kevin James

If you never tasted a bad apple, you would not appreciate a good apple. You have to experience life to understand life.

— Leon Brown

I love apples. I actually do eat an apple a day.

— Lawrence Wright

You don't eat a painting of an apple; you don't find it morally good. Instead, it tells you something strange about apples in themselves.

— Timothy Morton