Humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Trees
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a… — Kevin James Copy Share Image
An apple tree is just like a person. In order to thrive, it needs companionship that's similar to it in some ways, but quite… — Jeffrey Stepakoff Copy Share Image
First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each limb, and then each… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The fruit is what really matters, not how gnarly or beautiful the apple tree is. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple. — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
For an apple you can't reach up and pick, you have to climb that tree; the tree won't bend down for you! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
