Funny Quotes · Page 834

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

— Bobby Robson

The absurd has meaning only in so far as it is not agreed to.

— Albert Camus

Alright I Just Got Back So What Do You Guys Wanna Do? Game? Quotes? Outfits? Pictures?

— Anonymous

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

— William Sadler

Probably the most dangerous and powerful industrialist of our age. [About Bill Gates]

— Scott McNealy

“I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.”

— Tom Althouse

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'

— Anonymous

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

— Anonymous

Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television.…

— Maisie Williams

“How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." " Do we…

— Derek Landy

I was funny -- ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless. I…

— Claire Messud

The thing to do is to concentrate on the seer and not on the seen, not on the objects, but on the…

— Ramana Maharshi

I grew up on the beach and played side-out scoring all my life, but rally scoring is better for our sport. There…

— Holly McPeak

“His brow was sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought and his air that of a man who, if he had…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap.…

— Rachel Caine

“Ali was a lucky, lucky girl having those two big hot men at her disposal. Not that Roslyn wasn't content with her…

— Kylie Scott

Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning.

— James Earl Jones

“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.”

— Patricia C. Wrede

It is your thoughts and your thoughts alone that determine what's possible for you now.

— Marianne Williamson

“Winter has come to Maui. Time to get out the plaid board shorts...”

— Tom Althouse

I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life…...If I die next Tuesday.

— Green Monk

I guess if you don't jump, you'll never know if you can fly.

— Miranda Lambert

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

— Helen Rowland

“Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real. “Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.”

— Caroline George

Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.

— Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.

— Anonymous

DUDE I WANT FUCKiNG DiMPLES LiKE iF YOU HAVE DiMPLES LUCKY BEAUTiFUL PEOPLE c; im jealouse of use.

— Anonymous

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

— David Lee Roth

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful.

— Alisa Gattus

That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.

— Anonymous

Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman

— Hussein Nishah

No sooner is a Temple built to God but the Devill builds a Chappell hard by.

— George Herbert

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

— Megan Fox

In so far as we think, we are the all-one being that pervades everything.

— Rudolf Steiner

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

— Julia Child

Our lives are not just measured in years. They are measured in the lives we touch around us.

— Josh Hutcherson

Things I don't understand don't destroy my faith in the things I do understand.

— Richard L. Evans

My favourite line: It's kinda funny how you didn't think I would find out.

— Jhiess Krieg

Narrowness of experience leads to narrowness of imagination

— Rob Pike

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

— Terry Pratchett