The work exists for the person as much as the person exists for the work. — Robert K. Greenleaf Copy Share Image
“So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.” — D.D. Chant Copy Share Image
There are many non-intellectual countries; Australia is one of the few anti-intellectual ones. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
You can raise her up a lady but there’s one thing you just can't avoid... — Trace Adkins Copy Share Image
“So hologram means--" I finally said. "It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I would love to do a comedy, but comedy probably in the sense of a dark comedy like 'Californication,' that sort of… — Jason Wiles Copy Share Image
I've had chronic back pain since I was a preteen - like, 12. I have really funny posture. I developed this funny… — Christen Press Copy Share Image
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You know, I have a small part in 'Trainwreck.' The experience of doing it was one of the best, funniest days of… — Bridget Everett Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's four months away from December and… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
This will sound funny coming out of my mouth, but I like to play characters that have an intelligence. It doesn't matter… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever we cultivate in times of ease, we gather as strength for times of change. — Jack Kornfield Copy Share Image
Its funny when I m loud people tellme to b quite. but when I m quite people ask me what's wrong with… — Some 1 Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that breaking up is hard to do, now I know, I know that it's true. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem. — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I Will Consult with God and Know that I will be Guided to Do What is Needed. — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Totally without hope, one cannot live. To live without hope is to cease to live. — Jürgen Moltmann Copy Share Image
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Not because I don't have anything to say, I just tend not to give a fuck. — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
Something that's a hilarious comedy, for someone else might be a drama. — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense.” — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
We have fewer friends than we imagine, but more than we know. — Hugo von Hofmannsthal Copy Share Image
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
