Funny Quote by Courtney Allison Moulton

“I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense.”

— Courtney Allison Moulton

What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching…

— Shannon Hale

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington

“Sometimes, I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the…

— Dreamer Girl

“I mean, we're ninjas." "Well maybe you're a ninja," I said "You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both…

— John Green

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?

— Anonymous

Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while…

— Rachel Caine

“One night I'm at a basketball game, the next I'm being held up by armed ninjas. Shit happens.”

— Penny Marshall

“Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja.”

— Jarius Raphel

“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”

— S.A. Hunter

“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.”

— Nina Malkin

“That was pretty ninja.”

— Evan Wright