Comedy Quote by Jhiess Krieg Download Open image “My favourite line: It's kinda funny how you didn't think I would find out.” — Jhiess Krieg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Favourite Line Funny Funny Didn Kinda Funny Line Kinda
“Have a good laugh at this, ... Deep down, I never for a second never thought they would find anything.” — Tana French Copy Share Image
I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I want to know what's wrong with having wrinkles? What's wrong? Follow along with your own faces. Okay, you see these lines here, these… — Sandra Shamas Copy Share Image
“But I'm hungry. I bypass the line and smile to myself when the peeps behind me mumble complaints. Telling their families and friends about… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“I'd tell you everything I know, but then I'd be unaware of the things you don't” — Alonzo Sherrell Copy Share Image
“There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Sometimes what you're looking for is right under your nose and you don't even know it.” — John Hall Copy Share Image
“I thought for sure I'd lost you" Lost me? I stare into the fire without seeing it. "I thought I'd lost you too". The… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“No way am I letting you mess around in my brain. You might incinerate it." I rolled my eyes. "Like you'd even miss it."… — Mindee Arnett Copy Share Image
You've changed… I didn't change!? I just started making better decisons — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
I knew from that moment on that all the fairy tale bullshit I was fed by Disney and everyone else was nonexistent. I stopped… — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
He little I have, I share with you; the little you have, you also share with me. Together we all have a full share… — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
I love hard, so my feelings die slow, but once I stop givin' a fuck, you'll never get that back. — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
There are footprints on my heart. Are you just trying to distance yourself? Or were you never really there? — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
