Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say. — Author Name Copy Share Image
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
And any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn, damn thing at all... — K'naan Copy Share Image
Its that awkward moment when you think you crush is staring at you but turns out hes staring at the girl next… — Stacie Copy Share Image
I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that… — Clara Mamet Copy Share Image
Fool me once - you're clever, Fool me twice - I am stupid, Fool me thrice - Find a dentist coz your… — ShaisZ Copy Share Image
King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And many, many wives; But when old age… — James Ball Naylor Copy Share Image
“REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES Breaking Up in the Movies: Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it? Boy #2: Sort of… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things… — Robert Parish Copy Share Image
I never thought I could be a comedian, because I never thought I was funny. A lot of other people thought I… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“I've got everything I need right here." That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic "aw's" and an empty… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
Where God is at the center of things, worship inevitably follows. — Sinclair B. Ferguson Copy Share Image
The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not… — Rajat Dogra Copy Share Image
I just wanna throw my phone away and find out who is really there for me — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Faith is led confidently to expect what reason would never suggest. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Sin is much more than doing the wrong thing. It begins withloving, worshiping, and serving the wrong thing. — Paul David Tripp Copy Share Image
“A robber? In the trash bins? Honestly, Wes. This is Salem Falls, not the set of Law and Order.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Two things I'm thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid my family and friends. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You don't know how much you've grown- until trouble comes back for an encore. — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
With all things in life, we do not get what we ask for, we get what we expect. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs Copy Share Image
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them. — Confucius Copy Share Image
If you love something enough, it will reveal itself to you. — George Washington Carver Copy Share Image
I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
