An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Friends are people you can talk to... without words when you have to. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me --” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about… — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
“Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Amren said to her, 'I'm surprised you didn't take the king's head back to have stuffed and hung on your wall.' Nesta's… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ?? Dad: of course not, why? ! Son: That… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Sol Campbell there, using his strength. And that is his strength. His strength. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Is It Bad That i've Eaten About 18 Blue Jolly Ranchers? My Tongue Is a VERY Dark Blue lol - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no reasoning someone out of a position he has not reasoned himself into. — Clive James Copy Share Image
He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled — Ric Charlesworth Copy Share Image
. . .nature indifferently copied is far superior to the best idealities. — John James Audubon Copy Share Image
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
All your dreams will come true... Just remember that your nightmares are also your dreams... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order. — Mike Barfield Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be. — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
