Funny Quote by Mike Barfield Download Open image “An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.” — Mike Barfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Order School
When I opened Wikipedia, it had three articles, yet it was called an encyclopedia. — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Wait, Wikipedia isn't working? Why hasn't someone invented a paper version of it? A set of books organized alphabetically by topic? — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
Alphabetical order had to be invented to help people organize the first dictionaries. On the other hand, we may have reached a point where… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
Me, I'm an encyclopedia. I'm not a very smart guy, but I'm an encyclopedia. You can ask me about anything you want. Probably I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Everyone knows the best volume of the encyclopedia is the one with ships-S. — Roger Angell Copy Share Image
When my generation grew up, our only sources of knowledge were books, teachers, parents and friends. The encyclopedia was an item of luxury. We… — Vivek Wadhwa Copy Share Image
Ordered by subject, by importance, ordered according to whether the book was penned by God or by one of God's creatures, ordered alphabetically or… — Alberto Manguel Copy Share Image
“I dusted my books off, placing each one—sorted alphabetically and by genre—on the shelves Dad installed. What some people might call “anal,” I’d call… — aileen erin Copy Share Image
Wholly new forms of encyclopedias will appear, ready made with a mesh of associative trails running through them, ready to be dropped into the… — Vannevar Bush Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
