Funny Quote by Jodi Picoult

“Lies! Lies, all of it! Murderous thieves - there's not room for their kind of civilized society!”

— John Ratcliffe

“Do you mean to tell me, Superintendent, that this is one of those damned cases you get in detective stories where a man is…

— Agatha Christie

“Put a thief among honest men and they will eventually relieve him of his watch.”

— Flann O'Brien

“I was hunting a thief, and I found a beautiful wreck.”

— C.L. Stone

“Crime brings together honest men and concentrates them.”

— Émile Durkheim

“Like I say, I killed a man or two but I'm no thief. My ma raised me better.”

— Louis L'Amour

“First, I'll tell about the robbery our parents committed. Then about the murders, which happened later.”

— Richard Ford

“Crime was like litter tossed on the highway: once it was shoved out the window the only ones who cared were the ones close…

— Rebecca Forster

“Like a good detective story myself. Lots of nonsense written, though. Criminal discovered in last Chapter. Everyone dumbfounded. Real crime - you'd know at…

— Agatha Christie

“I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“just because you have a badge and a gun, doesn’t mean you’re one of the Winchester brothers.”

— Cassia Brightmore

“I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. (...) 'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.”

— Terry Pratchett