Crime Quote by Terry Pratchett

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so…

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“Oh, good grief," said Vimes. "Look, it's quite simple, man. I was expected to go "At last, alcohol!", and chugalug the lot without thinking.…

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“Look down, your grace," said Skimmer. "Mhm, mhm." Vimes realized he could feel the faintest prick of a knife blade on his stomach. "Look…

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“But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all…

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“What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor…

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“Vimes shook some lather off the blade. "Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?…

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“What about the Vimes manual, then?" snapped Vimes. "I notice you've never bothered to learn how to use me!" The demon hesitated. "Humans come…

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“I've never heard of you and I know this city like the back of my hand,' said Vimes. ‘Right. And how often do you…

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“There’s lots of people will help you with alcohol business, but there’s no one out there arranging little meetings where you can stand up…

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“Vimes looked a little deflated. "You can't tell me as commander of police I can't stop some little ti-- some idiot from writing down…

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“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.…

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“But it must’ve happened!” snapped Vimes. “I told you, I can remember it! I was there yesterday!” “Nice try, but that doesn’t mean anything…

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