“Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...with the grin of one who mistakenly thinks he's a wit when he's only half a one.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. (...) 'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image