Night-watch Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Night-watch Pratchett Well done
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“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.” — itsWillyFerrell Copy Share Image
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“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around. People who’d… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...with the grin of one who mistakenly thinks he's a wit when he's only half a one.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. (...) 'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image