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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
The funny thing about bowl recipes is, despite how simple they might seem, they can actually be a lot of work. — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Whatever energy you put out there, that's the energy you're going to get back. — Elie Tahari Copy Share Image
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Robin [Williams], he's pretty dynamic. I had a lot of fun but I also felt like there was no onus on me… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
At 25.. Your parents are still giving you offering in church.. Bro, Forget it.. Rick Ross is sitting on your progress !!! — Nwaka Jeel Copy Share Image
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