This July 4th, let's celebrate our freedom to be trapped for five hours in horrifying standstill traffic — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Live nutty. Just occasionally. Just once in a while. And see what happens. It brightens up the day. — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
Money is not my business; my thinking is my business. I don't have any other business. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett Copy Share Image
I dont have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I date you!!!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my kids were to make a talking doll of me as a mother, one of my recorded phrases would be 'I… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
I have no tolerance for dudes that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny,… — Larry King Copy Share Image
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as… — Michael Hogan Copy Share Image
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and… — Jon Pertwee Copy Share Image
