There's a tricky tone where you try to get some humor into a movie that's also a tough tale of murder and… — Walter Hill Copy Share Image
I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“He walked straight out of college into the waiting arms of the Navy. They gave him an intelligence test. The first question… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I am not a politician going around bragging about family values or putting myself on some ridiculous virtuous pedestal. I write comedy.… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, your eyes are like… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
All it takes is a teaspoon of humor, a tablespoon full of confidence, a scoop of perseverance and a full glass of… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
“Untuck your shirt, wipe, retuck. No one will see. Otherwise they’re gonna crust on your hand like wood glue.” This is Booger… — Mick Bogerman Copy Share Image
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
“I could use you—if you pass the tests, of course. There are three of them. You have passed the first." "What are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Can you…make it different this time?” “Different, how?” “Different position, different…something. I want to learn it all.” Whoa, pressure. When Maira’s genius… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
A husband and wife should resolve never to wrangle with each other; never to bandy words or indulge in the least ill-humour.… — Timothy Shay Arthur Copy Share Image
“Rachel had decided he WAS handsome during their hike to the camp. Though the way he kept telling her to speak more… — Teri Hall Copy Share Image
“Now that they had gotten wise, it took Adam no time at all to notice they were also naked. And once it… — Wendy Bertsch Copy Share Image
“My great-great grandfather and I were best of friends, although we never met. Fire and shipwreck orphan us – 140 years apart.… — Raji Singh Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I played a lot of serious parts in a lot of TV movies and early miniseries but what happens is that you… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
Roy Blount, who is the funniest person I know, journeys deep into the dark heart of humor and brings back a wonderfully… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
I love watching action films, and especially the little moments of wit and humor in the choreography in a lot of them.… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“The burn unit is often the most distant wing of a hospital, because burn victims are so susceptible to infection that they… — Andrew Davidson Copy Share Image
I do also think it eludes genre a bit - not in any groundbreaking way but you can't quite call it a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I knew how incredibly rich 'Valerian' was visually and the adventures the heroes go through. They are one of a kind. They… — Alexandre Desplat Copy Share Image
“Imogene Duckworthy did not like pigs. She was fairly fond of cattle, having grown up surrounded by them. She hadn't been around… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
“When I asked her what she'd thought of Pride and Prejudice, she only wondered aloud how anyone could have written a novel… — Michelle Cooper Copy Share Image
“This is a classic ploy familiar to revolutionary leaders throughout history: the failure of the revolution proves the need to radicalize it.… — Mark Lilla Copy Share Image
Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Wait. Are you saying what I think you're saying?' 'Ye-es.' Now that I had spilled the beans I could take on the… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“Karen Owens has captured this witty little paradox in equally engaging verse: Can omniscient God, who Knows the future, find The… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“I don't know why anyone would be scared of a homeless person. The truly scary people are all the murder mystery writers.… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“We need to get you to stop thinking of me as a friend, and start thinking of me as that incredibly hot… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“The princess turns to him, serious. 'You are the one my great-grandfather spoke of: a denizen of Earth wearing a dirty apron… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I naturally think in terms of comedy whenever I see anything because tragedy is so close to comedy, so I like to… — Amy Hill Copy Share Image
“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Try 'Thank-you'," Ted said, giving me a hug (with the requirement of pounding me fraternally on the back - the only way… — Blake Petit Copy Share Image
“There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
“I say, sah! Sorry to trouble you to get off your big fat bottom and help a poor gel out!" "I would… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
