Learn as much as you can about performing. Live theater, improv classes, music, stand up comedy, dance, anything to make yourself confident… — Rob Paulsen Copy Share Image
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I'd love to, she finally said,"on one condition." I steadied myself, hoping it wasn't something too awful. "Yes?" "You have to promise… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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“They had not been long there before Lord Dumbello did group himself. 'Fine day,' he said, coming up and occupying the vacant… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
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I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I wasn't the guy running out to the Viper Room or comedy clubs until three in the morning. I was the guy… — Ralph Macchio Copy Share Image
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The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
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I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
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“Just because someone says he'll see you at midnight doesn't mean you're automatically bound to hug him when you've barely shaken hands… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
Im happy to say that at 62, I think Ive reached that point where stuff doesnt bother me as much, and my… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
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I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
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![“So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This…” quote by Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c2a/bill-hicks-970_crime_so-i-m-over-there-in-england-you-know-tr_1554550.jpg)
