Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid I'm a practical man,' said the doctor with gruff humour, 'and I don't bother much about religion and philosophy.' 'You'll… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
“One of my book-reading friends used the term "our story unfolds" when describing a paper he was writing. He became somewhat less… — Tommy Greenwald Copy Share Image
I see people's need to dream, people's need to escape - you see it! That's why people come to comedy shows, that's… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the few places in entertainment at present where it's good for women to be, as no one is… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
“By seeing the way a joke worked in the horseplay of a printing shop two centuries ago, we may be able to… — Robert Darnton Copy Share Image
“At times Valentine wasn't sure whether he kept Matthews about because of his supreme unctuousness or because he had half a suspicion… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don’t just mean making money. The notion of getting together… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“There was nothing to tempt me from the choice of desserts, so I opted instead for a coffee, which was bitter and… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
One thing I'm a big fan of is the theater of the absurd. That's what I come from, that's what I love… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
I look at the stars and I see you, I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the… — Anonymous Authors Copy Share Image
“Dudley had been accepted at Uncle Vernon's old private school, Smeltings...Harry, on the other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the local… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“There is an unspoken pact between best friends that stipulates the following: To induce laughter, all you have to do is look… — Gina Marinello-Sweeney Copy Share Image
I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Knock-knock-knock No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“NOw he's back from the dead and he's come looking for her. Maybe he wants to get back together." (Isabelle) "I doubt… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“She pinched her nose against the stench as I squirted oil of vitriol around the door. Vaporous tendrils curled from the seams.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A solid base for any comedy is just honesty and truth, and it coming from a real place. As surreal as this… — Elijah Wood Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to keep your safe!" Puck exploded, whirling on me. His eyes feverish, and I shrank back. "This isn't a game,… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Here are the two states in which you may exist: person who writes, or person who does not. If you write: you… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I am part of another film by Abhimanyu titled 'Hullor.' There is also a comedy flick 'Bhoot Chakra Private Limited' by Haranath… — Soham Chakraborty Copy Share Image
“Gideon could not imagine any other young unmarried woman of his acquaintance passing up the opportunity to snare, if not himself, then… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
God has a tremendous sense of humor! Religion remains something dead without a sense of humor as a foundation to it. God… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
“Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgier thing. “No one ever expects… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“No one ever answered my question," Hayden says. "Looks like no one has the guts" "Which one?" Asks Connor. " You've got… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...and Lucy." She looked like she might cry. 'What about her?' "Lucy smells like food." She nearly gagged saying it. 'Sol, all… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not.… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
