Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world -… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
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I choose my actors well and get to know the quirks of their personalities - and, most of all, I share humor… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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