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I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people… — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
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