“Sad really.” Avenant mused. “Trevelyan was part of a majestic race. Doomed and enslaved by lesser beings, but majestic, none the less.”… — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
“She'd permed her hair to within an inch of its life. When she moved her head, the mass of hair followed along… — Jean Thompson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“Fork you, Kyle," she said and took a bite of her duck, chewing it with deliberate slowness. "Fork yourself, Lanie," he replied,… — M.K. Schiller Copy Share Image
“There’s very little that I find to be more interesting and unpredictable than the behavior of a psychotic bitch, especially when it’s… — Aaron B. Powell Copy Share Image
I'm incredibly proud to bring back 'Tom Green Live' for a third season on AXS TV. AXS TV's commitment to unique, out-of-the-box… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Doing really abrasive gross-out comedy prepared me for knowing what it feels like to bomb. It's possible to bomb, I've done it.… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“The silly sentimentalists of the French Revolution talked of the Rights of Man! We hate Rights as we hate Wrongs. We have… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have a romantic comedy I'd love to make, but I can't get the money for it. It's hard to get people… — Ti West Copy Share Image
I?m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
If you go back to before me doing comedy, my background was dancing and then it was musical theatre, but Im a… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
I never feel comfortable! I'm always anxious. I'm always all over the board. That said, I like doing comedy because it's easy… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
I think in the world we need more comedy. I wish so much that we could embrace that side of us more.… — Cynthia Stevenson Copy Share Image
People tell me all the time when they meet me, in comedy, they say 'You have that type like Sofia Vergara; you… — Lele Pons Copy Share Image
“A week ago someone warned me not to buy the blueberry muffins at Eddie's, but I didn't listen and bought them anyway.… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
St. Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden when someone asked what he would do if he were suddenly to learn that… — Francis of Assisi Copy Share Image
Being in writers' rooms turns you feral. You are swearing, you are going to very dark, mean places. You start out in… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“Weird sunshower around three. Linda Hertney: It's like a final goodbye from Todd. (Linda = nut. Once claimed crow on ledge was… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows that the Internet is changing our lives, mostly because someone in the media has uttered that exact phrase every single… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Of course, she should have known better than to go out with one of the muscle heads from her gym...It was a… — Julia Mills Copy Share Image
“Merry has just found her bio dad Sly and is meeting him for the first time (as her dad) and her beau… — Ashlyn Chase Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Cole: " There's the old Nik. No 'how do you do', no talk of the weather. Just a good swift kick to… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
It is commonly said that ridicule is the best test of truth; for that it will not stick where it is not… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“Am I dead? Is this heaven? No, I can't be. I'm realizing this as I process my second sensation: discomfort. I turn… — Karen Bergreen Copy Share Image
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I am a standup comedian who has performed comedy in the Middle East in front of thousands of Muslims. And believe it… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
