“Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in… — Alan Lawrence Sitomer Copy Share Image
“Cats, I decided, had certain advantages over men. There were loyal without being sycophantic, independent without being absent, and affectionate without being… — Betsy Tobin Copy Share Image
When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Hey, we had fun. In the sense of next to none at all, I mean. Next time, can we at least stop… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Rowling is a luminous storyteller. I love her sense of humor and the intricate wizarding world she built around Hogwarts. I think… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
Since I started coming back to Detroit in 1974 on a regular basis, every three months or so to play the area's… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week. ...It was… — Debra Dunbar Copy Share Image
I remember doing a lot of comedy. I always loved that feeling when you do something on stage and you can feel… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. I knew I had a knack for… — Elizabeth Mitchell Copy Share Image
Goals nowadays are always evolving. Back in the old days, you wanted to get on 'The Tonight Show' or get a Comedy… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I heard "romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator in Victorian England," and I was like, "You have got to be… — Tanya Wexler Copy Share Image
I actually imagined 'Thunderbolts' as a straight-up comedy book in a lot of ways, like a very dark comedy book, whereas 'Red… — Charles Soule Copy Share Image
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“We had a teacher called Fanny Menlove, and I remember once when she was out of the room Nancy went up to… — Peter FitzSimons Copy Share Image
“Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that." You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
I'm very grateful for social media. I think it has shown people my true nature, and through that has come a book… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
“He's going to arrest the Patrician, Vimes told himself, the thought trickling through his brain like an icy rivulet. He's actually going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“From that original colony sprang seven names that still feature on the landscape: Roanoke (which has the distinction of being the first… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“And as for you, Gaelen is your uncle, your mother's beloved brother. He's your family. Learn to get along with him. You… — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“I shall be your guide through the fields of frantic holiday shoppers. You will come to depend on me. I'll be your… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold… — Faith Ford Copy Share Image
To be honest, I am somebody that, as long as I have a character, it doesn't really matter if it's comedy or… — Hannah Tointon Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t entirely his fault that he was so emotionally challenged, she thought, putting a hand on his jaw. “You’re so pretty,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Didn’t your mom teach you to not creep up on a girl in a hearse?” I snapped even though I knew my… — HeyLoQueeKayy Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I thought you said you dislocated Selene’'s shoulder!”" Sonny called to Cait, who’'d tumbled for safety into the black water behind the… — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
“She’s crazy. I wore a moustache my last year at Oxford, and it looked frightful. Nearly as loathsome as yours. Moustache forsooth!”… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I've written a couple of scripts. Actually, a pilot. I'm not sure I'm allowed to say, but it's a comedy about three… — Andre Holland Copy Share Image
A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
“Rod Cockshutt, Professor Emeritus at N.C. State University called my book, Evidence of Insanity, "an extraordinary achievement" and told me to not… — Carol Piner Copy Share Image
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do… — David Rees Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“It is very fascinating to observe one Ngwa politician who is dreaming of becoming the future governor of Abia State Nigeria, yet… — Charles Nwosu Copy Share Image
“At the Lamaze class, they had me hold a block of ice for a full minute to stimulate labor pain, saying "Hee-haw,… — Finnamore-S Copy Share Image
“Sex with an ex Is it ever really painless or just inviting stress? I mean, really Who does that? Oh wait, I’m… — Natasha Ramsey Copy Share Image
'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' is an idealized, fun comedy world in which feminism is an underlying value that all the characters have. Equality is… — Stephanie Beatriz Copy Share Image
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“He pulled me close and said, "Katie, don't leave me, you're my breath, I refuse to live without you." It was the… — J.A. ANUM Copy Share Image
