“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“The problem, he thought, was that so much humour involved misfortune of one sort or another, and now that same human misfortune… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
I've got a reason for running. I talk about a larger goal, which is to call upon the best of America. It's… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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“Around eighth grade Margot started getting really sensitive about her weight, even though she wasn’t remotely fat—just a little round-faced. So Margot… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
One second here and there will make all the difference between something being funny and not being funny. That's why I like… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“Once the others were below, Hazel and Leo faced each other awkwardly. They were alone except for Coach Hedge, who was back… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
What I find funny are peoples' blind spots. That's the funniest thing about anybody - when they just don't realize who they… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
We're all comedy fans in my family. My parents mainly wouldn't let me watch stuff that was either annoying to them, or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“After a dream like that, you're grateful that it was just a dream, that no matter how bad your actual life, it… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Dexter the Magnificent, who doth bestride the world like a Colossus, many lovely corpses at his feet, brought to you in live… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and… — Robert Hamburger Copy Share Image
As I understand from the real military personnel who I've had the opportunity to speak to over the last few years, humor… — Daniela Ruah Copy Share Image
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“If we can expect another journey tomorrow, we should secure horses," Ferrin went on. "And if the sun will be shining, perhaps… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
Humor is a blessing to me. My earliest recollections are of looking at something and seeing the lighter side. But it's always… — Roy Clark Copy Share Image
“Who would I kill?” I asked, sitting up from him, wiping my face. “Who?” “Yeah, I mean, is it random, or do… — A.M. Hudson Copy Share Image
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“Why is everyone being all quiet?" the Kid asks. "Are we having a staring contest? If so, you should have told me… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“The problem wasn't that Stephen was a fathead and Virginia was a gossip. It was that Stephen was a driven fathead with… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
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“Rampant male predator’,” Simon said, shaking his head. “Blatant, Archer.” “Would you prefer ‘alpha male’?” Jeremy asked. “I do occasionally feel the… — M. Chandler Copy Share Image
In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a… — Erik von Detten Copy Share Image
“Like anyone growing up after 1980, I always had a dim, nagging sense, that I was supposed to be famous for something.… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
[Beaches] is a pretty picture and I just liked having somebody like Bette [Mudler] who can be flying in the big comedy… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
“My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up… — Craig Silvey Copy Share Image
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“I think that's possibly the nicest thing you have said to me. Ever." I laughed. "No it's not. I've said nice things… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I'd probably be better off without trying to satisfy me, with my sense of humor. There are things that I have said… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“He knew from experience that true and obvious ideas, such as the ineffable wisdom and judgment of the Great God Om, seemed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I worked in a grocery store my whole life, Honey-girl. I know what lonely housewives think of this.” “I meant the baby,… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
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“Logically, when Maestro Gott some years ago, after an especially cruel critic had compared him to "a zombie who causes acute depression… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
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