I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, 'Yeah, we're the Kinks.' Celebrate your difference; don't be afraid… — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
“She forks up a little nibble and wedges it in her mouth. "Yum," she croaks. Mrs. Wong looks pleased. "It's made with… — Heather Vogel Frederick Copy Share Image
“I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“But why? Why did someone kill you? Someone here, in this building, that we must use logic to deduce whom was the… — Mark Gunk Copy Share Image
“She’d never been attracted to alpha men, and Luke was so alpha he could be a spokesman for the Alpha Support Group… — Edie Ramer Copy Share Image
“Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,”… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic… — Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
The camera reacts with the speed of a human being rather than somebody who knows what's going to happen next. And that… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush. "What do you have?" asked Sharie. "Potato salad". "What else is there?" asked… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“Stanley always followed the rules. All sorts of things could go wrong if you didn't. So far he'd done 1:Upon Discovery of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Our teachers’ best qualities—their sense of humor, their love for the subject, their excitement, their interest in students as individuals—are not being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Can’t you do something for her?” his nephew finally asked, when several moments passed and her screaming and didn’t stop. “I already… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“It's not that students don't "get" Kafka's humor but that we've taught them to see humor as something you get -- the… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Famous revolutionary,' you say, and the laughter pumps out of your chest like blood, great almost painful spurts of it splashing up… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
“..."Kevin is nothing like Kellan," I explained. "He looks like him." "Is that all you're interested in? "Of course you idiot." I… — Chasta Schneider Copy Share Image
“I pulled back because I am not a hugger. Never have been. When someone wraps their arms around me, I shut down… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Women, they don't know what they're missing when it comes when it comes to the courageous comedy of the Three Stooges." "Yes,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Comedy is a man's art form. It pretty much came from a time, post-World War II really - the 1950s are not… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“We're done? You don't want to ask me anything else?" "No." "Oh, darn, I enjoy this so much<" Vaughn said before walking away like he hadn't just ruined the interview. Bursting at the seams, Brie whipped around to another person in a suit. "Doesn't he know that was live? He can't do that! He ruins it every single time. I refuse to interview him anymore. He wasn't even wearing pants!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“Laughter sometimes hurts us, and sometimes it makes us feel better. No matter how down you feel... laughter brings a new ray… — Keiko Tobe Copy Share Image
“This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right out and… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“For himself... He could rarely think of how to respond when immersed in that heady back-and-forth. Sometimes he thought of clever things… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
I'm really excited to get into some comedy music and do it no holds barred and work with my favorite artists, people… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
“Not to sound, you know, like a dick," Jack said carefully. "But you just dragged us out of bed to show us… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Well, come back and have tea with us," saidMoon-Face. "Silky's got some Pop Biscuits -andI've made some Google Buns. I don't often… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
“Before John could even get through the first verse, who bursts through the door and jumps right into the fray, lips a'kissin'… — Alan Goldsher Copy Share Image
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
My uncle worked in emergency wards dealing with people who came in with terrible injuries. He talked about the sketch shows they… — Honeysuckle Weeks Copy Share Image
“I reproached them all for not having told me of my son's departure, and for not stopping him, until that interfering old… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should go make that call again. Ask very specifically how much of who's ass needs to be kissed here. I'm… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Here, child, said Mae hastily Hide your eyes. Boys? Are you decent? What'd you put on to swim in? I got Winnie… — Natalie Babbitt Copy Share Image
“Matt laughed. "Close. That was last year. This year it's Obsessive Deovtion to Fourier Analysis Theory and Applications . And my personal… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
The thing with film is that it's so wide-reaching compared to comedy. When I release my comedy special, half a million people… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Certainly I enjoy the outré and I enjoy artistic comics and surrealism in comics very much. But the decision I made and… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
