I talk about race and culture, and that's what my fans respond to. If you grew up in an environment where race… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
I always say that the horror genre and the comedy genre are close cousins because they are the two genres where you… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
“a spider and a fly i heard a spider and a fly arguing wait said the fly do not eat me i… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a… — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
“With his eyes squinted to slits, Donny reminds me of Clint Eastwood, if Clint Eastwood were eight inches shorter, thirty pounds heavier,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
I'm playing an Amazon warrior princess in a new radio comedy series called 'Elvenquest,' and I'm playing a Russian genius in the… — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
“I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk '… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“In the long run, even a tyrannical government only has the power that the people confer on it and coming to understand… — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
“Mattie rolled his eyes. "And I've have my fair share of ugly in my life, so I'm kind of used to it".… — Lila Rose Copy Share Image
“But if I could just get som ehint, some sign..." Conchita smiles, without humor, but with great affection. "That's the point behind… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way… — Brandi Salazar Copy Share Image
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Couples are often more fun and playful in the early stages of a relationship. However, this playful attitude can sometimes be forgotten… — Anne Nwakama Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Imagine someone reaching straight into your chest, past the bones and blood and guts, and taking a nice firm hold on your… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“The Great God Om waxed wroth, or at least made a spirited attempt. There is a limit to the amount of wroth… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“REST IN PEACE, MR. PARKER. 'You want us to be surreptitious?' Hawk said. 'Surreptitious?' Sapp said. 'I educated in Head Start,' Hawk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Behind his careful political flippancy and cynicism one might also detect a certain careless sincerity, which would probably in the long run… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
“Stay on my six, he said, nuzzling the hair at her ear and breathing deeply the sweet scent of her. You remember… — Lynn Raye Harris Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“He was a peculiar sight. Tears rolling down his face, shouting to drown the sound of the singing rabbit; he said he… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
“If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer." "Damn… — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“If Eric's a demon," I said slowly, "that makes you a..." "Rogue demon hunter." I blinked. "Lost in the Buffyverse, are we?"… — Lori Handeland Copy Share Image
“I wish I had a dollar for every hour I've spent in the library," he always says. I have to agree- we'd… — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
“Why not? It's true. I don't even laugh for anyone but you." She hesitated, for that one. Did he really mean that?… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“And then there’s its hair,” Justin said, pushing the vegetables across to me. “Don’t forget the hair. It’s horrible.” “It’s wearing a… — Tana French Copy Share Image
All kinds of things have gone into my shows - cajun and rock bands, Bollywood, Kraftwerk tributes, effects and so on. As… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Whaaaaaat is going on?" May whispered out of the corner of her mouth. "I'm sort of comforted by the fact that I… — James Riley Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy on stage, it's great because you have the audience there and they're like another actor in the scene.… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to… — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
