“That's the spirit! Make it chicken broth or nothing. That's putting the old foot down. If she's determined to have a nervous… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? .… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
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I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
“Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances? Yeah, I guess I'm ready, but listen: Perfume is a disguise. Since the middle ages,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Then, as if getting blown up is not enough to worry about, after I take a seat on the steps, I get… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
The comedy on '2 Broke Girls' always comes from a place of love - it's never mean. We're a comedy, and we… — Matthew Moy Copy Share Image
“The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny.… — Manila Luzon Copy Share Image
“His words slow my pulse. His fingers, square and even, feel nonpareil entwined with mine. He is symmetry. He is color. "Never,"… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the figure of Juno, the brains of Minerva,… — Madge Kendal Copy Share Image
In 1965, Cosby had become the first black man ever to star in a prime-time television show; he was conscious enough of… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
I learned physical comedy to a degree that most child actors never will. I really just became a student of it -… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
“You don't understand!' Foaly objected. Trouble cut him off with a chop of his hand through the air. 'I never understand. That's… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“If you help me find my sister, you can have these back. I saved them for you." "Thanks," he croaks, surveying the… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“I was deeply interested in the little family history which he detailed to me with all that candor which a Frenchman indulges… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Menyara's Creole accent was as thick as his mother's jar of refrigerated roux, and Nick loved the sound of it. He wasn't… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The Circus-Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This is… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively] "Don't they teach you anything in your schools?" "Not about this… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense… — Raymond Moody Copy Share Image
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound… — Onee'sha Ford Copy Share Image
“There's major depression, and then there's clinical depression. Major depression is what makes you jump off a bridge. I have clinical depression.… — Doug Westberg Copy Share Image
“His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips down and our mouths meet. For a… — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
“You missed him," she said. Somehow it didn't seem possible. He was so sure of himself, almost invincible in his manner. "I… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“Prime numbers are useful for writing codes and in America they are classed as Military Material and if you find one over… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“…but because they felt the neighborhood was safer than the one around Columbia, the medical campus of which was so far north… — Michelle Au Copy Share Image
“Life's a ride in a car going downhill, and the car's got no steering wheel. So all you can do is try… — Charlie Carillo Copy Share Image
Spurious prudence, making the senses final, is the god of sots and cowards, and is the subject of all comedy. It is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The humans were sitting cross-legged on the floor in a circle of soldiers, pointing at things and learning more Chimaera words: salt,… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a fire in the school… — Keith Gray Copy Share Image
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