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Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
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![“[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face for a bit and then I started giggling because I know Martin, I don't know Bilbo. For Martin to be sitting there playing Bilbo is amazing. He's going to be amazing, he's going to be…” quote by Benedict Cumberbatch](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/012/benedict-cumberbatch-1156_acting_on-martin-freeman-playing-bilbo-baggins_1300570.jpg)
